Andy: ::picks self up off ground:: What's up sluts?
All: What's up lady?
Andy: ::thinking to self:: Where the hell have I heard this before?
::while in the bathroom::
joe: ::bathroom experience ends, washes hands, steps out:: [[well i could go help andy.. or i could hide.. decisions decisions..]]
::back in the room::
gaelen: andy.. we must talk
Andy: I'm fearing this talk already.
gaelen: as you should ::glares at chris, natalie, diana, mike, jordan, doug, allie, and james::
chris&natalie&diana&mike&jordan&doug&allie&james: ::go into the living room::
andy: ::innocently attempts to follow joe but gets caught:: Eeep, don't hurt me. I'm sorry. I honestly thought Ryan would have at least one cool article of clothes.
gealen: ::smacks forehead:: no dork, the going to hooters, the cross-dressing.. i think we should see other people, people who are heterosexual in my case and not in yours anyway...
joe: hey guys
all of them: JOE!! ::hugs::
joe: ack! no.. air..
::Scream heard from Andy's room::
Andy: I'M NOT GAY!
::and back at the living room where the scream was heard::
joe: ::pained!:: x.x if you let go of me i'll explain..
mob: ::lets go::
joe: it was a long time ago.. ::begins flashing back their story::
gaelen: right, well i'm gonna go someplace.. not here, toodles! ::walks out of room and downstairs::
Andy: Damn. I can't believe such a silly thing could break two people up. All I did was dress in hooters gear and serve tables on our 6 month anniversary, but I had to find that engineer. ::thinks about what he just said:: Wait, a trick! This means I'm single again...Oh behave! ::growls in austin powers-type way::
::while back downstairs::
gaelen: ::storms out door::
all downstairs: ::look and blink::
mike: gee, i sure hope she doesn't get hit by a car while she's out there...
jordan: heh heh, yeah.. mike you're so funny..
mike: ::blink blink::
diana: ::smacks them both:: enough!
joe: ::goes back upstairs:: andy?
Andy: single for only a few moments and I already want a new one...I feel dirty...::smells armpit:: Oh, that's why. ::then notices joe::
joe: riiight, well dude, we could go whoring once you stop smelling.. we both need chicks now.. ::cell phone rings:: hold on dude ::talks randomly on phone:: hey, guess who just got a girlfriend...
Andy: You're mom?
joe: no.. and by the way fuck you. remember that girl who i don't know but may love me and her friend who'll probably kill us all?
natalie: i love joe
jordan: ~-~ we know
natalie: ack, creepy anime face! ::kicks him in the nuts::
diana: alright natalie!
mike: yeah.. i mean hurting jordan is bad but you must have good aim to have hit his nuts...
doug: and you would know how large jordan is how?
::back in Andy's room::
Andy: Yes, I remember those two girls, but seriously, who just got a girlfriend? Chris? James?
joe: no fool. due to the over-whelming amount of porn lines i call i was just called personally by some nude model who, by contract, has to go on a date with the guy who calls her the most! i managed to get her to double for you too, dude, isn't that great?!
natalie&diana: ack, anime faces! ::kicks mike and jordan in the nuts::
james: this is why i don't talk..
chris: shut up james, you'll draw their attention..
Andy: So...we'll have girlfriends... but it will be the same person ::Pictures Joe, Him, and girl all in same bed:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ::runs downstairs towards door:: sorry gaelen, sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
allie: ::walks away from crowd:: [[they're all crazy]] ::run into by andy:: OUCH!
joe: ...we both get a date of our own though..
angel&devil on joes shoulder: ::appear::
devil on joe's shoulder: without andy you can have both of them!
angel on joe's shoulder: he's right, go for it!
joe: why am i not surprised that my angel is bad aswell.. bah, fine i'll have a threesome..
angel&devil: good ::disappear::
joe: i love being evil ::walks downstairs grinning::
Andy: Ouch...Hey, who are you?
allie: allie: joe's ex-girlfriend, friend of gaelen... this is your house though, right?
Andy: Uhh, yeah...This is my house, why?
((announcer: and that is where we pause it this week folks. what will happen with allie and andy? will joe get a three-some? will the others in the living-room do anything important? for these answers and more.. come back later))